The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

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Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.

"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*

by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020

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A person who constantly jumps from one job, deal, or opportunity to another, always pecking around for the best possible payoff. They have zero loyalty and make moves based purely on self-interest—whether it’s for a higher salary, better perks, or personal gain. Like a chicken scavenging for crumbs, they’ll flock anywhere the juiciest deal is.

Don’t waste time training him he’s a deal chicken. He’ll quit as soon as someone offers an extra dollar.

by knivkiev September 8, 2025

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duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?

by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013

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Derg deal

The act of selling a dragon plushie or other dragon paraphernalia in a shady manner that closely resembles a drug deal, such as out of the back of your car in a parking lot at night.

No, officer, nothing bad going on here at all. I just like dragon plushies, that's all. This is just a derg deal.

by Vinderex February 19, 2022

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