depressed simp

vanti and gian

vanti and gian are depressed simps.

by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020

postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over

(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.

by OldFart77 December 26, 2009

Separation Depression

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.

Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.

by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020

Dick depression

When a female or male, goes a lengthy time without dick and starts to feel depressed without it.

I have such bad dick depression, it's not funny. I can't do this anymore

by Lovely definitions December 1, 2018

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

Scrubs Depression

The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.

"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."

by Y4nton August 11, 2014