Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016

Cosy dank

Aussie slang

The combination of the terms "cosy " (simular to the adjectives cool, awesome, sick)

"That guy is a cosy ca'nt"

And

"dank" (Adjective meaning good, potent, strong, heavy)

"Man, that was some dank bud"

"Cosy dank" is a super adjective and can be used at any time.

Origins Australia with a influence from New Zealand.

F@#k dude, those sunnies are cosy dank!

Shit yea! Cosy dank!

by Wolfpack101knutz October 21, 2016

Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

dank ebola

Dank Ebola is the dankest form of Ebola there is. If you get Dank Ebola you need to get help now before it is to late rly you might die

"Damn he got that Dank Ebola"
It's very dank so yea.

by DankMemes_Blaze_420 July 20, 2016

Anne Danking

When you hot box an attic like Anne Frank Would've if she had weed

Oh dude, you wanna go Anne Danking in the Attic

by Waifu777 February 24, 2017

Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.

Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!

by The Most True Person January 20, 2019

Dank Trades

dank trades is an alright dank memer based server. there are 4 groups in this server - the edaters, the melodic rap fans, the mods and the scammers. the edaters are people who dates online because they can't get bitches in real life. the melodic rap fans are those that can stand up for their friends and themselves but it can get annoying but no hard feelings! the mods are literally people who moderate a server FOR FREE, everyday, every second, every hour like bro... you don't even get paid nitro, how you doing this for free. the scammers are people who are the dumbest motherfuckers for thinking that they can scam in dank trades, trial mods are always on yo ass idk why you would do that. a pussyo will ping a mod and then a tmod will take care of it like why? is there free logs behind this shit?

person1: yo, ever heard of dank trades?
person2: the edater central?
person1: yes.

by your local urban user June 4, 2022