Danke Punch

The act of thanking someone by physically punching them in the face.

I loved hearing what my boss had to say about my performance at work, so obliged him with a danke punch.

by Charles M. Nagasaki October 3, 2014

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Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016

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Aussie slang

The combination of the terms "cosy " (simular to the adjectives cool, awesome, sick)

"That guy is a cosy ca'nt"

And

"dank" (Adjective meaning good, potent, strong, heavy)

"Man, that was some dank bud"

"Cosy dank" is a super adjective and can be used at any time.

Origins Australia with a influence from New Zealand.

F@#k dude, those sunnies are cosy dank!

Shit yea! Cosy dank!

by Wolfpack101knutz October 21, 2016

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dank balls

The strong desire to smoke weed, and you are convinced you're going to until you can't after all.

"Damn bro I thought we were going to smoke, now I have dank balls

by Ogzf August 15, 2017

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v dank

Very dank.

V just means very.

The Vlayboy jacket Craig Xen was wearing was V dank bofe.

by ThatYag April 19, 2018

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Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

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