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duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018
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Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
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Dank dog

The ultimate alpha male and will rape its owner every night
Is that a dank dog, yeah he fucks me every night
by Porn shower 22 March 18, 2022
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dank balls

The strong desire to smoke weed, and you are convinced you're going to until you can't after all.
"Damn bro I thought we were going to smoke, now I have dank balls
by Ogzf August 15, 2017
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O, Dank

What a person says after something Dank happens
by I AM THE INTERNET January 16, 2018
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Dank Dick

You coulda had a Dank Dick, non-committal
by Bad Pussycat January 6, 2021
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Cosy dank

Aussie slang

The combination of the terms "cosy " (simular to the adjectives cool, awesome, sick)

"That guy is a cosy ca'nt"

And

"dank" (Adjective meaning good, potent, strong, heavy)

"Man, that was some dank bud"

"Cosy dank" is a super adjective and can be used at any time.

Origins Australia with a influence from New Zealand.
F@#k dude, those sunnies are cosy dank!

Shit yea! Cosy dank!
by Wolfpack101knutz October 21, 2016
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