cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

cupcake

1. A way to get around swearing in front of people.

Ex. Your such a cupcake! in angry voice

by XoItsLeesey January 17, 2008

cupcakes

do u actually not know what cupcakes r??? its food. duh.

"im hungry"
*sees cupcakes
"ok, those cupcakes r mine"

by y_tho_hi_wut December 2, 2018

cupcake

a cupcake is basically everything that is harry styles. so there you have it

omfg harry is such a cupcake

by wazzupguys April 7, 2016

kentucky cupcake

The act of receiving a creampie whist riding a horse.

Jenny went down to the derby with her brother, and brought back a kentucky cupcake

by Clint Becker October 1, 2021

Cupcake

To catch a fart in your hand and put it in someone's face

As above cupcake

by Aurgina May 28, 2017

Topless cupcakes

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.

1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes

by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010