crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009

Rusty Crusty.

The build up of brown malicious content in your underpants. Once the phenomena has grown bigger than your fist set your underpants down upon the radiator and let them dry. Soon you will be using your crust for many household tasks.

Guest: Hey this is some realy good cake, The chocholate sprinkles are fantastic.

You: LOL. Your Eating My Rusty Crusty.

by VENOM 647 January 12, 2009

crusty

something or someone that is cool, hip, etc.

Angel is one crusty vato!

by Alaab April 13, 2008

crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004

crusty street punk

Mitch Chaos

Me: You're dirty.
Mitch: No, I'm a crusty street punk

by TFH August 26, 2003

Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.

John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.

by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012

crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.

Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.

by Crusty Kristi May 2, 2018