cream eggs

Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.

Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.

by Skellyscribbles April 29, 2006

cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.

Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

by A person May 23, 2006

69 cream pie

Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.

Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

Creamered

A bong hit that is "milked" in exessive amounts, that it turns almost a yellowish opaque white color that looks like coffee creamer. Above the status of being a "milked" bong rip.

That bong hit was creamered

by Mattburch December 12, 2009