fortune cookie

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)

by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008

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caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

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Related Words

Cooksie • cookie • Cookies • cookie monster • cookie-cutter • Cookie dough • Cookies and cream • Cookiezi • Cookie Clicker • cookie jar

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

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and then we will have cookies

A phrase used to confuse Indian (dot) grad sudents learning English.

We will get the data back from the experiment and then we will have cookies.

by alberto quemado August 24, 2006

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Cookie

Another word for pussy. Good to use around kids.

Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.

or

Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.

or

All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.

by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007

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