Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

pharoah cocker

When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.

Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

Charlie Choker

When you choke. (More effective if you are named charlie)

Bro I just lost all my elo, i'm actually a Charlie Choker.
Dude stop charlie choking!
That wu-shang is such a Charlie Choker! I just shit on him (literally).

by Ski mask the osu god August 13, 2020

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

beef caker

A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"

"that guy jonathan is a beef caker"

by Skinnytopbottom July 29, 2021