Cocklock

When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.

After 5 hours, and not being able to fuck away an erection, I determined I had cocklock.

by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009

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Cockbook

When you are taking to a girl on facebook, only to have another guy come in and cockblock her over facebook.

Me: I was having a nice conversation with this one girl until steve came in and Cockbook-ed me.

by anonymous123897918372590 July 20, 2010

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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

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dockblock

1. Any action to block a girl from getting action.

2. Situations that stop a girl from hooking up when she wants to.

She was going to get with that dude until his girlfriend dockblocked her.

Don't invite Jeremy, he always dockblocks Alison from getting some.

by bothell September 22, 2011

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Cock Block

When a man is trying to seduce a woman and he is getting some where and then another guy comes and makes him look bad. So then that guy gets the girl.

He was at a bar and saw this hot blonde and started impressing her but then a minor celebrity got in the way and cock blocked him.

by Okra 71 January 17, 2017

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theological cock block

when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons

I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".

by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012

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