Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

by Serran December 28, 2005

clusterphobic

Someone who hates crowds or crowded places. Often times these are people who have a deep seated need for personal space and/or dislikes the mob mentality of large masses of humanity.

She doesn't go to movies on opening night because she's clusterphobic.

Nah, he'd hate the French Quarter... As clusterphobic as he is, he'd prolly start a fight.

by Siege of August Skye June 6, 2005

closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006

clusterfuckistan

Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).

person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.

person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!

by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010

Cruster

A skate artist. One who consistantly slimes out of anything physically or mentally demanding. An individual who talks big game but never backs it up. Will repetitively tell the same story but with different details each time without realizing that he contradicted himself. A cruster will not own his own vehicle, and thereby mooches rides via the 'guilt trip' method. Paying gas money is completely out of the question, so don't ask. You will owe everything to a cruster. Always claims to be broke, yet always seems to have more than enough money for alcohol.

"You never run? You're such a cruster!"

"That girl called in sick 3 times in a row... what a cruster"

by xXSk8erChicAXx March 22, 2010

clusterchuck

Sometimes used in lieu of clusterfuck.

The checkout lanes at Wal-Mart are clusterchucked on the 15th and last day of every month.

The meeting was contentious and rowdy -- a real clusterchuck -- all we learned was that NO one has a clue what the current programs are doing to their data.

by reverb July 14, 2006

Cruster

A pristine, crisp, refreshing, cold beer in a can. 24 racks are preferred, but most frat stars enjoy 30 racks of crusters.

"Hey dude are we heading to the bars tonight? If so, we need to snag a 24 of crusters."

"I'm about to get super scripto after this 10th cruster."

"Toss me a cruster, bro."

by Scripto Cruster December 13, 2016