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Fruity cracker

Yo Isaac is such a fruity cracker he was staring at jack's ass
by Fruitycracker420 June 10, 2016
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Veggie Cracker

A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.
"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,

"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"
by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017
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Animal Cracker

Damn, Debbie scored 28 points in the last game, shes going beast mode.
Nah dude shes white, she's and Animal Cracker
by Br02d2 May 6, 2018
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Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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Graham Cracker Pussy

When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy
Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy
by Iillaann January 16, 2020
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Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator
That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker
by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020
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pagga cracker

A minimum of 3 guys, can be more, all jerk off in a circle around a cracker. The one who cums the last, has to eat the cracker with the other guys cum on it.
Raul needs to eat the pagga cracker.
by GOvder October 28, 2020
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