chuck norris

There is no theory of evolution, only species Chuck Norris allows to live.

"The Dodo bird ceased to exist when one shit on Chuck Norris."

by Jeebus Almighty February 12, 2008

chuck flick

The opposite of a chick flick

She won't like that, it's a chuck flick.

by RippinR August 21, 2004

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

Chuck Noris

an easily made fun of celeberty.

chuck noris's tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried

by joe ben-avie December 28, 2005

chuck norris

Chuck norris is the all american hero he is amazing and uber

Chuck Norris won ww2 vietnam kicked out sadaam while making love to an amazing hot supermodel

by Yo September 8, 2004

chuck salt

When a male masturbates or copulates so often in a short space of time, he reaches the point at which he can no longer ejaculate.

Often accomplished by 14 year old Counter Strike players.

"I wanked 9 times on Tuesday; by the seventh toss I was beginning to chuck salt!"

by foxyfoxo October 3, 2006

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. As a matter of fact, if you divide Chuck by zero, you get one... one badass that is! Some more proven facts about this badass are...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

by gO:David August 23, 2009