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The Chippendale Lunge

The manner of movement, to witch a male dancer if positioned over a sitting subject, drops his head below the subjects eye line and rises between the legs of the subject.
The Chippendale Lunge is a male dance move that is sexual in nature.
by 9x May 28, 2018
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nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
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cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.
"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
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Paul Cripplemore

A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair

If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma
I did a piss in Paul cripplemore’s bottle of Pepsi max
by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
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