when a man attempts to insert his penis into his own butt hole then once he is ready to ejaculate he aims it at his own face and then licks as much as possible off of his own face. Once he is finished with this he grabs his partner and tries to bite off his/her pubic hair.
by tbwakkaflakka January 16, 2011
Get the chance mug.1. When a man has a chandelier for a cock. The chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. Piss is shot out of each crystal.
2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.
2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.
"When i was at the Red Sox game the other night, i went to take a piss and saw one of the most fucked up things ever in the bathroom. This man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier cock and began pissing in the trough."
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"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."
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"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."
by Dick Sniffer January 21, 2010
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by SUCKYRMUMXOXOXO January 1, 2020
Get the chanel mug.A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.
Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"
Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"
Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"
by morbusnigga August 2, 2009
Get the last chance for you mug.This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.
by 8seconds August 20, 2017
Get the take a chance on me mug.A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.
Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.
Josh: What a retard.
Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.
Josh: Yeah.
Josh: What a retard.
Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.
Josh: Yeah.
by JaelleRivers January 27, 2013
Get the You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance mug.Chanelle is such a hoe and nobody likes her! she’s the biggest fag in the face of this earth, and deserves a 24 inch dildo to be shoved up her ass and out her mouth. nobody likes this low life faggot. you couldn’t pay me to kick her dead fish smelling pussy.
Cam: “Chanelle is such a gay!”
Danny: “ i know right! she sent me a pussy pic but it turns out she has a blue waffle”
Danny: “ i know right! she sent me a pussy pic but it turns out she has a blue waffle”
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