Thanks for nothing card

A blank 'thank you' card sent anonymously to someone, particularly an employer or potential employer, who has treated you badly.

He opened the envelope and found a thank you card, but there was nothing written in it or on it. Completely blank. The envelope had no return address. What did this mean and who sent it to him? Was it a mistake? Hmmm?

This man received a 'thanks for nothing card' or TFN card.

by John the man 2012 September 5, 2012

San Francisco Business Card

What's left behind when someone defecates in a hard-to-reach public space without cleaning it up.

Y'know that giant shoe sculpture in the south wing of the mall by the Nordstrom? Someone left a San Francisco Business Card in it and it's really fouling up that whole hallway.

by komstock March 27, 2019

UNO Reverse Card

The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.

This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.

The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.

Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"

by Cheese Broccoli Pizza April 30, 2020

Infinite Reverse card

Infinite Reverse Card is a more powerful version of the Uno reverse card and Billions of times stronger than no u

the Infinite Reverse card is the holy grail of reverse cards and can obliterate your opponents even if they have a Uno reverse card

Person 1: ur stupid and ugly
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Uno reverse card
Person 2: Infinite reverse card
Person 1: * screams in terror and dies a bloody and brutal death*

by VexxyTrexxy February 21, 2021

Watch my credit card go, wee!

When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber

Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!

by TT23 May 17, 2021

Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences

Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!

by Khemestry March 31, 2020

Mr. Cardenas

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.

Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.

by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020