Caldinho

The most supreme guy ever. He is also the Cthulhu.

Caldinho wins.

by gorila gordo January 15, 2017

Cardigan Swoosh

When you are accidentally (on purpose) fondled by a passerby under the cloak of a cardigan.

That girl just cardigan swooshed me. She must want the D!

by notreytblackliam March 7, 2017

caedin

A weeb. That is all.

Dang,, you are such a Caedin

by Abbeythioki April 3, 2017

Cardiogasm

Something that makes your heart feel really good; An orgasm for the heart

He gave me a cardiogasm when he told me how beautiful I am.

by Libran#1 April 11, 2017

Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

by inyourarea October 13, 2017

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

cardi v

Weird.. pretty.... ugly

Cardi v is weird... pretty... ugly

by Cardi v May 16, 2018