cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006

carnage

Pieces of dead animal ripped to pieces, could also be used in context with other serious shit

Did you see the carnage that was left of the side of the road?

by Ben G. April 5, 2003

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Cabbageton

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.

You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"

by Steveo214 February 19, 2008

cabbagey

1. Resembling cabbage
2. Having an ambiguous but unpleasant quality; Dawsonesque.

Yo momma so cabbagey, she makes a cabbage look like a carrot!

by this'n'that March 10, 2008

carnage thriver

when someone (typically a borgen) cannot help him/herself to cause carnage

Guy 1- "OMG that guy is such a carnage thriver, he cant help kicking over drinks and stuff"
Guy 2- "yeh blud he just thrives off carnage, he's probably a borgen"

by Andy123R January 28, 2009

Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 7, 2010