Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".

Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.

by fknugly March 6, 2012

cotton candy

When you cum on her chest and she grabs your cock and swirls it around and then brings your cock to her mouth and sucks it off the candy stick

cotton candy

by cougar1969 April 3, 2010

rock candy

A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job

yo Paco did you give your girl some rock candy?

by Heat seeker! T.C.S April 16, 2008

Candy rain

Candy rain is semen from a man's penis.

Oh my god girl taste that candy rain! Yo you got candy rain all over your face!

by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

nigga-candy

Slang for fried chicken or in some cases watermelon.

Man is that some nigga-candy I smell?

by Mnasty July 20, 2008

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 11, 2006