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cancer bad

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
by izrofel November 11, 2003
mugGet the cancer badmug.

Desticular Cancer

Majestic
Pensive
Tall
Most often found in people named Destiny
"She gave me desticular cancer!" -Taylor
"What do you mean? Who?" -Bailey
"Destiny, that batch!" -Taylor
"Oh girl, you better batch slap her in the shat bag!" -Bailey
by Billy So November 13, 2013
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Cancer Sticks

"I'll have a pack of Menthols" said bill "one pack of cancer sticks coming up" said gas station attend
by riost April 3, 2016
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eye cancer

by dadddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy100374 December 17, 2018
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Woke-Cancer

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.
Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer
by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie July 14, 2020
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cancer deto

A Dorito that you set on fire with lighter fluid
Man 1: what are you burning
Man 2: a cancer deto
by LowestDrop6822 June 5, 2021
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Cancer Meme

A Meme so bad that it is counted as Cancer Or causes cancer
It is Also CRINGY

sub to pewdiepie so he can show u non cancerous memes
Me: Play a Meme
Friend: "HiT oR mIsS.i GuEsS tHeY nEvEr MiSs HUH.u GoT a Bf I bEt He DoEsNt kIsS yAh.."
Me: Wow thats one Cancer Meme
by iSeeN'IExploreHer January 14, 2019
mugGet the Cancer Mememug.

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