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Cabbage

Cabbage (B) Pronucuation Key
n.
1. A vegetable consumed by humans and rodents alike which increases the growth of skin bacteria around the pelvis and urinary region.

2. Somebody who sneaks up on you that you didnt anticipate.
1. I ate some cabbage today alongside with some brustlesprouts.

2. (You turn around and somebody you didn't see before is there)"Whoa, I thought I smelled cabbage".
by Steven009 July 8, 2005
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you smell like cabbage

Someone who has just done something so lame, you have no words to express your disapointment. An indivual with no common sense. An idiot.

By far, a line that should have been read in Napoleon Dynamite.
"Luke just totally ignored that hot babe that was talking to him!"

"Yeah, he smells like cabbage.:

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"You just droped my roor... you smell like cabbage."
by Who_leo October 14, 2008
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Cabbage Patch

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!
by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010
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Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010
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cabbage patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
by JW#1 November 4, 2006
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Central Cabarrus

A school located in the middle of no where that is home to pregnant teens and bullied lesbians.
Sammi: We have to talk.
John: whats wrong?
Sammi: Im pregnant
John: I knew we shouldnt have done it! you go to Central Cabarrus!!!
by HRHS rocks! June 8, 2011
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cabbage head

Those f'in' cabbage heads started a fight in the bar last night.
by Josephus April 19, 2007
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