nookie cookie

This is the true version.
A group of guys sit around a cookie, (preferably large cookie) and they all jack off on the cookie. The last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

Nookie Cookie is a good game for the premature ejaculators.

by Hiawatha October 25, 2006

pink cookie

a sweet smelling pussy that has been relatively unmolestered by the hand of man. You would not mind snacking on one of these sweet treats

the purple helmet warrior went on a quest to smash the pink cookie. Upon finding this sweet delight the legendary warrior smashed in the cookie and that is what legends are made of.

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

Cockinator

A sexual maneuver game not meant for inexperienced donkey punchers. The Point of the game is too donkey punch the chick and try to give her an alabama hot pocket before she can give you a snow ball.

Would you like a Cockinator jc?

by Frank Folena February 1, 2007

Yoshi's Cookie

A really cool name for a girl(who likes nintendo)'s pussy.

Erik:Damn, that Emily has a really well baked Yoshi's Cookie!
Derek:Wasn't that only released in Japan?

by Snesf00lz May 1, 2009

Oreo Cookie

Someone black/white who's not sure of their identity; stuck between two worlds

Dan Adams is black when he wants to be black, but is a registered Republican...he's an Oreo Cookie

by Buff Man October 22, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006