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Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.
"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
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You want a cookie?

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.

Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?
by letmenot October 16, 2010
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Fortune cookie

Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocketbeing used to describe a dog's penis.
Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?

Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.
by FlyingFrog762 March 5, 2022
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Cooking with Maddie

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!
by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019
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Cookess

A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!
Dang, she snapped! Look at the way she did that! She’s a master cookess!
by 333_MS November 1, 2019
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Cookie run

a game made by a Korean studio called “Devsisters”. while the game has many spin-offs, the main game is cookie run: ovenbreak which started in 2015
Have you tried cookie run?

Yeah it’s really fun!
by anonymous February 19, 2022
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skittle cookies

n. A type of cookie that has skittles baked into it. The skittles take that place of chocolate chips or M&M's
Brendan: What is your favorite type of cookie?
Alanna: I love skittle cookies the most!
by Finladin December 29, 2009
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