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Lead Computer Tech

Someone that is in control of all IBM Lab tops at School. Has ultimate control under the jurisdiction of Mr. Tanner.

They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.

They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.
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by Super Z January 27, 2009
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Compute-Ability

Compute-Ability is a "tech" show on Justin.tv and Ustream.tv, which can be found at compute-ability.com
Compute-Ability says all Core i7's are the same.
by ImTheBestest March 27, 2010
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house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.
I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
by pentozali May 22, 2010
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apple computer

A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.
Just go to www.apple.com/switch
by drachenhwoarang July 3, 2003
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computer glich

Word often used by a reservations agent at a hotel to describe what must have happened to a guest that books a room that's not available because the wrong availability was posted on said hotels website.
Guest: I was just on your website and i booked a one-bedroom condo...I'd like to get my confirmation #.

Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.

Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.

Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.
by i don't have a name May 3, 2005
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computer-nerd

the statistics show most computer "nerds" are antisocial teenage males.
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont
omg i just found a watch that has a usb cord stuck inside of it and it holds stuff!
by heidi February 3, 2004
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computer

Something you can teach your kid with and also look at porn.
He is on the computer.
by Why May 6, 2003
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