cod mobile ranked

A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.

cod mobile ranked has as many sweats as instagram has AI junk and New York has rats.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 11, 2025

cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025

COD eye

The red in your eye when you play Call of Duty for too long

Bob: Hey, what's wrong with your eyes? There's red in them.
Craig: Oh don't worry, it's just COD eye

by Not a guy named Bentley February 3, 2025

Smelly Cod

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025

cod cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

Cod cheeks could clear a room tho

by Noclass March 21, 2025

Cod Cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel

by Noclass March 21, 2025

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024