Gingis Christ

the leader of all things orange and pale. Leads all Gingers in the right direction.

Looks like Gingis Christ has been here, peace has been restored.

by GingerGirlGaming June 20, 2023

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Jesus Christ

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.

Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.

by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023

Jesus christ

Someone who is alive and almighty who forgives you for your sins someone who is very reliable . The person to look past your past and show true love .

I was at at church and pastor said that Jesus Christ is the one who died for our sins . And arouse again 3 days later, that doesn't make since . U can't die and rise again you are a zombie .. No actually if you read your bible you'll actually see that he was destined before time to do this . So much that satin put in the kings head during that time to kill all the first borns. Jesus destiny still lived on bc god may the way for Mary and Joseph to hide and be protected . Before he died they beat him so much bc they thought he was a joke saying he's the son of god. All the blood is an an expression of forgiveness for your sins that Jesus takes the punishment for. They also made him carry the cross that he died on to say in the walk with christ you'll will have to pick up your own cross and keep walking . It's only for the strong ones who can't take a beating and keep stepping forward. Not really picking up a cross just pick up your emotional burden or physical burden and keep moving.

by RomansEmpirekilledjesus March 23, 2023

christ injects

When South Korea was founded, christ injects formally big, was there to offer foods
some say he was a heroin addict others say he is the definition of crust.

Hey christ injects, will you help south korea?

by MartianSupremacist October 9, 2023

Steezus Christ

Someone who will shred your sins away, looking extremely sexy for an 13 year old man with a full grown beard and the hole-iness of God himself. Damn, they must be full of holes. My favorite, h ttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vgUl9ASXh0

Steezus Christ will shred the shit out of God himself, not just our sins.

by PORGSSSS December 30, 2023

Jesus Christ

King of Kings

Jesus Christ is King

by Masihiun January 11, 2024