chip terror

When your munching on some chips and you can't stop-for anything

My girl called and I answered but I was on a chip terror with some nacho cheese flavored doritos so I crunched and mumbled into the phone

by doctorjosh March 13, 2010

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Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.

Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.

by Tinakris September 18, 2018

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Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg May 1, 2008

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Ice Chipping

The act of rubbing one’s clitoris on the edge of an object/surface until said object/surface begins to break down

My clit felt sore from ice chipping my countertops.

by GranolaBitch August 22, 2018

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Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.

Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.

by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021

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