lazy piece of crap

A person who doesn't help his friends move and would rather sit and home and play world of warcraft

Wow! He is such a lazy piece of crap!

by notjustin March 20, 2009

crap monkey

A reaction of dissatisfaction.

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.

by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004

Crapstep

The world's most horrendous music since disco. I believe it is created by allowing a mongoloid to mix D+B and Jungle, with some robotic nonsense on the side. Crapstep aka Dubstep is the single worst sound that has ever been created by man.

WUB WUB WUB WUB... That's not music that's Crapstep

by Shadycrew31 July 13, 2011

i don't give a crap

To not care

I don't give a crap about you!

by ManBlo February 12, 2018

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Crapper's Delight

Defecation while listening to the Sugar Hill Gang.

After that bean burrito, I had me a little "Crapper's Delight" going on.

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005