The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.
by The Meat Train May 03, 2009
A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 11, 2021
So you take a LEGO brick and some extra ballsack skin (I prefer to take a hot shower so it’s extra stretchy) then carefully wrap the LEGO brick around your ballsack skin.
by Emmitt from the LEGO movie April 18, 2019
I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito
by Cozza Ol' M8 January 22, 2019
When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.
Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito
Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice
Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice
by Sexymexicano69420taco November 30, 2021
Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
by Joooshy January 18, 2023
by N8 Dogg November 05, 2003