Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.

I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.

by dogegg March 29, 2012

Frequency Burn

A rash, scab, cut, or pain of the penis that is NOT STD related. It is merely a rash, burn, skin tear, or scab from repeated use of the penis during a period of time without allowing the penis proper rest. Mainly from excessive masturbation, having an inexperienced girlfriend, a sex crazed girlfriend, or having sex with a dry grandma.

When you think you have something similar to an STD but you know it is impossible (you are not getting any)... Thank god... some peace of mind, it is merely Frequency Burn!

by Lingo The Pharmacist March 30, 2009

Solid burn

The phrase is usually used after somebody has insulted another person.

A third person who had been watching might say "ooh, solid burn" or "nice burn" if they think the insult was very hurtful.

by Ivylingo October 22, 2018

Burns Lake

A small town filled with awesome people. The landscape is beautiful but the lake is disgusting. Its small and its boring/gay.

Shelby: Do you like burns lake?
Chenoa: NOOOOO!!! Its Gayyy!!!

by NoahBearz101 June 16, 2011

Fart burn

when you poop or fart and you butt hole burns. not like tempature, but like hot sauce on your tounge, or when you throw up and it goes up your nose. like that exept on your butthole.

guy 1: *FARRRRRTTT*
guy 2: EWW that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: OWWWW MAJOR FART BURN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg...

by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009

fuck burn

Skin contusion aquired during sex, casued by friction between the skin and any part of the environment (carpet, bedding, couch material, etc..). (Scratch marks from fingernails, toenails, or teeth don't count).

I banged her on the couch so hard, I got a fuck burn on my left knee.

by decoy67 October 10, 2006

Burning Girrafs

an infestation of little animals contracted from a huge whore. often times have flame teeth.

"Man Caleb must have got Burning Girrafs from Carrie Caputo!"

by multi purpos solution September 30, 2008