bullshit

"Give peace a chance."

An excellent example of bullshit.

by Luka April 22, 2004

Fascinating Bullshit

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.

John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).

by Fascinating Bullshit June 20, 2011

Total bullshit

See non-binary

Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*

See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like

by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

That says when problems are solved only by giving out lots of money but being clueless otherwise, bullshit happens.

Where money talks, bullshit walks! Have you used M$ Vi$ta?

by GarryL January 28, 2008

Vacuous bullshit

Complete and utter nonsense lacking any thought or sign of intelligence. Commonly associated with ghetto dwellers, CoD players and religious people.

Vacuous bullshit:
Ghetto dweller edition "Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!"
Christian edition "How can atheists refuse God's existence when there's so much evidence! Just look outside! That leaf doesn't look anything like a bacteria, therefore evolution is made up and stupid."
CoD hardened edition "OMGZZ yu gaiz, I just got a double choklit sprinkld 720 fakey ladder stall no scope triple collat. I jizzed evarywhurr."

by a cynical gentleman February 3, 2012

white people bullshit

shit basic white people do

for example: Tubing, paying for dog clothing, swimming with sharks, the city of Seattle, gluten free food, white dreadlocks, Burning Man, and PTA meetings

Karen: I baked some nice gluten-free lemon squares with extra quinoa for the PTA meeting

Jadal: Cut out yo' white people bullshit

by whitepeoplebull December 8, 2017

borderline bullshit disorder

A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.

I fucking hate borderline bullshit disorder.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010