michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

awesome singer songwriter musician

by Michelle Luver March 3, 2005

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022

north branch

a small hole in the wall town that's majority farming. the schools are complete shit filled with cunt jocks, annoying hicks, weird fucking nerds, wanna be emos, trannies, and the minority of normal people. if you dislike country music you will be shunned but overall a fucking shitty place to be

"wow north branch fucking sucks!"
"yeah it does!"

by HICKSLAYER May 4, 2018

4th branch

The "branch" of the government known as the media that spreads propaganda and fills peoples minds with useless shit

the 4th branch of the government is responsible for controlling the minds of millions.

by Emilio April 13, 2005

Michelle Branch

A Great Singer and deons't lip sync

Did I mention she sings?

by Rockstar June 16, 2003

Bayan

Literally the most cutest person in the world, whenever the word Bayan is used, expect it to mean a lot. This name is given to those that just go beyond human understanding, because we are just unable to comprehend such an amazing person. If you're a Bayan, you most likely are perfect in every aspect. Bayan is that one person everyone wants but doesn't deserve. It's almost like, how you have choices in the world but you aren't able to chose a Bayan because she is simply out of reach. You don't chose a Bayan, a Bayan choses you. If you ever run into a Bayan make sure you don't push your luck because they are quick to be on their way. They only deserve the best and don't have time for other non-bayan leveled people. In order to reach Bayan level you have to go through a couple reincarnations , just enough to reach a portion of perfection. The thing with a Bayan is, you can never reach that amount of perfection to the original Bayan only a portion. This is when it is their choice to select you as theirs. If a Bayan choses you, then you have won at life itself and should marry this person right away. Drop everything you thought was the right path because Bayan is the only path you need now.

Friend 1: Hey what do you think of this person

Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN

Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?

Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..

Friend 1: That is my wife...

Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*

by Zotsu August 24, 2021

Brand Dropping

Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.

Jon: Dude! Watch it, if you spill that drink on my $ 350 Zegna shirt I'm gonna lose it.

Dave: Stop brand dropping Jon. No one cares what kind of shirt that is.

by baked_12 March 24, 2011