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Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.
by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012
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potemkin bookshelf

Potemkin bookshelf: someone's bookshelf filled with books they've never read.

Books put on display only for the sake of display or some sort of vicarious status seeking.

Did you see that fake intellectuals bookshelf? He doesn't even have an idea of what's in those books on his shelf.
Did you see that fake intellectuals bookshelf? He doesn't even have an idea of what's in those books on his potemkin bookshelf.

Derived from Potemkin village: a village that is just a facade. Just for show. Enter any door and it turns out to be hollow. Totalitarians and dictator types tend to build these in order to impress their oppressed masses or convince the outside that they are a salubrious nation when they are not.
by Shawlatan July 7, 2022
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Boobsom

The breast that is apart of the bosom.
He was tucked into his Mommy's boobsom.
by paigemichellexo August 28, 2010
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boobspy

pronounced boob-spy, or secretly "bubspi"- when targets are listening.

A bro who is willing to bite the bullet and get some much needed intelligence on a specified female's "assets." The information gained is invaluable and used to settle bets and answer some of life's deeper questions such as "How big are they, really?"
Can't get no boobs on 4g, gotta connect to wifi, it's boob spy, boob spy, girls don't even know why.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it mr. boobspy, is to spy on some boobies.
by man+dog May 10, 2011
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Boobsturbation

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.
by boobsturbation=meboobsrhappy December 11, 2013
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bokoshe

small town on the in eastern oklahoma, there is one school 2 gas stations, and a cafe
guy 1: where are we
guy 2: idk let's ask that toothless guy
guy 2: what did he say
guy 1: he said we are in bokoshe
by troolllll November 15, 2014
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boobs on thumb

When youtubers use a picture of boobs as their thumbnail to attract perverted viewers to their videos and increase the number of views they get
by phillipm August 23, 2014
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