The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
Get the Blue Toolmug. by Cj what's her face June 27, 2016
Get the Blue Leavesmug. Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
Get the Blue Crabmug. Weightlessness. Where gravity can’t find you. There’s no storm that you can’t fly through or place that you can’t fly to!
by paperairplane1 May 5, 2020
Get the wild bluemug. by strongislandny June 30, 2011
Get the Blue Wavesmug. The best fusion form the Dragon Ball Multiverse, this form appeared in The Goku Black arc from Dragon Ball Super(And it was epic)
by Cancer_Renziee October 26, 2017
Get the Vegito Bluemug. When a girl sucks on a blue jolly rancher, and then decides to go down on you making your dick look like Papa Smurf's.
Jasper - "Hey Hannah are you done sucking on that blue jolly rancher?"
Hannah- "Yeah, I'm ready to give you a Jolly Blue"
Hannah- "Yeah, I'm ready to give you a Jolly Blue"
by Jumpsie February 26, 2018
Get the Jolly Bluemug.