Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

Bagel

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

by Manonthe3up March 1, 2009

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009

jesus bagel

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

by Jayne the2nd June 23, 2006

Bagel-Hole-Screwer

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Bagel Nipples

Aureoles that are equivalent to that of the size of a bagel.

Dude! -points at the computer- this chick has major bagel nipples!

by Billie Valentine aka LW June 14, 2010

half-eaten war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who was crippled during the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandfather was a half-eaten war bagel."

by pjiy February 26, 2009