beef chode 

A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.

Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.

beef chode by Jared Bishop June 15, 2004

Beef Tongue

A very dirty sounding term that has almost no actual relevance but is used to confuse young girls prior to copulation.

Cody- Hey Katherine, want some "beef tongue"?

Katherine- What's beeftongue?

Cody- If you don't know then just don't worry about it...

Beef Tongue by AyGurl_howudurin? September 1, 2009

Beef Wrapper 

A condom.

She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.

I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.

Beef Wrapper by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

Beef Olives 

An alternative name for Testicles in polite company.

Oh, Yes! Lana loves to pop those Beef Olives in her mouth!

Beef Olives by Dave has skills May 4, 2018

beef curtainitis 

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

beef curtainitis by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains 

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

Beef Curtains by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick 

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

beef stick by Mikey-o April 27, 2003