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fruit basket

A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.
"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005
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easter basket 

The act of sexually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.
1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.

2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
easter basket by BeeOverl0rd April 28, 2011

easter basket 

a cojoined effort of a group of large men who put their dino eggs into the hands of eachother and caress while slowly humming the beat of their favorite r & b joints.
john are you going to the easter basket friday at franklins house?
easter basket by yancy December 8, 2006

Clam Basket 

A slang term for a woman's genitals. Refers to the occasional fishy smell which has been known to ebb out of their bits at times.
Oh my God Aimee close your legs! The stench of your clam basket is affecting my eyesight.
Clam Basket by Stewart Wilson December 26, 2007

Baltimore Basket 

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.
That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.
Baltimore Basket by Irukandji July 11, 2007

fruit basket

getting your dick sucked from behind. named this way, because the tucking resembles a basket of fruit.
She gave me a fruit basket last night. It was awesome.
fruit basket by king bizzallz January 2, 2004

fruit-basket 

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"
fruit-basket by JOSH November 12, 2003