visual basic programmer 

someone who *thinks* they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average... almost always don't really understand the inner workings of a computer... they get scared by things like call stacks, registers, pointers, assembly, or anything that has to do with the guts of a computers...

also, they are generally not smart enough to do embedded development...

embedded developer: i just hacked the can bus in my car... used a philips tja1050 transceiver, paired it up to a mcf5485 coldfire, developed the logger and gauge renderer in C (gasp!) using codewarrior and spat the image data out to the tft in my car to have virtual gauges on everything!

what have you developed lately?

visual basic programmer: an ftp server...

embedded developer: oh... cool...

visual basic programmer by champski April 3, 2009

how to basic 

A youtuber who has an egg fetish and loves to throw them at random objects

Hey Gavin Van Dam have you seen How to basic's new youtube video

how to basic by Fartingman20 May 20, 2018

beyond basic 

Being completely and utterly basic; usually being oblivious to one's basicness

Boss Ass Bitch 1: That girl think she so hot takin' dat selfie, but she lookin' a hot ass mess!
Boss Ass Bitch 2: She beyond basic rite now.

beyond basic by Leixcon September 17, 2014

how to basic 

no one noes who he is.

who is how to basic?

how to basic by asdfdsfsdavsvdasvsv May 17, 2018

billy basic 

The most simple version of something

This computer is so billy basic

billy basic by BillyJoeBobMcGuffin February 20, 2017

National Basic Bitch Day 

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.

Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

National Basic Bitch Day by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

visual basic 

A complete waste of time that ruins your life

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*

visual basic by Yelsew Foolface April 5, 2005