bastardous band bitches

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.

Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

Bastardly

verb: A combination of Dastardly and Bastard, whereby the actions of an individual or group constitute bastard like proportions of dastardly behavior. Premeditated and planned complex screwing over.

In the game Soyoban (Cat Mario), many of the levels included gimmicks and expert scenarios which made them bastardly to complete.

by darianknight September 13, 2009

Freak Bastard

Someone who is doing unequivocal behavior such as walking around naked with a football helmet on, carrying a duck.

Check out that "Freak Bastard" with the duck.

by TroyFoster October 9, 2008

horny bastard

a person who is too horny for their own good

Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard

by spydestroyer101 August 6, 2021

shed dragging bastard

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

by Skinuss May 17, 2008

Cheatin Rat Bastard

CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.

1. He's to good to be true, he MUST be cheatin!!!!
2. He always wins, "Cheatin Rat Bastard!!!!!!"

by mark warmouth July 3, 2008

dumb shit bastard

A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.

That weird kid looks like a dumb shit bastard.

by TartarSauce January 5, 2015