Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
by The one with pie February 26, 2009
Get the Barne's Test mug.A mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. "We love you, you love us, we are happy... to do nothing".
Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".
These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".
These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Boss: "What's the next step from your 3 hour meeting in New York with XYZ company?"
Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."
Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."
Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
by Money_McBagz November 18, 2011
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A scary purple faggot that hangs around the children’s playground, he is usually seen taking children away in his big purple van while maniacally screaming his famous phrase
Little billy bob: Ahhhhh let go of me
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA
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