Mud Bagging

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)

friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.

by Dick Champ May 22, 2011

Chain Bag

Chain bag (cheyn-bag) a douche bag, chain sporting tool who thinks he is better than everyone else, when in fact is the biggest fag in the bar. Easily spotted by wearing Gotti hair, popped collars and of course, fake gold chains. Often found along side skank bags and bitch bags in your regularly visited bar

"That guy thinks he is god's gift to woman"

"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"

by Dreamgirlie May 18, 2009

glove bag

made popular by singer Ke$ha, this means vagina

Boy come on give me rock stuff, come put a little love in my glove bag

by somechick04 March 29, 2010

Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"

Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

The Bag Mann

Urban legend of a terrifying cheeseburger monster which usually roams McDonalds at all hours, but most frequently at night

The Bag Mann was caught without his mask eating all the leftovers in the dumpster

by daered July 14, 2022