Steak burrito

When you become completely wrapped up under your covers all snug like a burrito, and you being the steak.

I'm sleepy, I'm going to go become a steak burrito.

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Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

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The act of a Mexican man shoving his entire body into the vagina of an extremely obese white woman.

Dude I stopped hiring Juan to mow my lawn because he did an ethnic burrito with Mrs. Johnson down the street.

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Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

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Damn he's got a big burrito.

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a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

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When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.

I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.

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