soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017

Leary biscuit

Similar to a firecracker, a cracker, cheese, and marijuana snack. You take a cracker, put a little cheese on top, and a little weed on top of that. Heat it, eat it. So named because Timothy Leary was supposedly very fond of them.

I prefer Leary biscuit to weed cookies; they're easier to make.

by Tyler November 16, 2004

trump biscuit

noun / trump bis cuit / /trʌmp 'bɪskɪt/

: glittering, unrepentant falsehood
: an unabashed, confident lie
:a statement given by a person who ironically believes its truth is self evident, despite its obvious falseness

He's got a great temperament? Talk about a trump biscuit!
Enough with all these trump biscuits, let's look at the facts.

by ilduderino76 October 1, 2016

finger biscuit

The art of farting into your hand, cupping it and thowing it at an unsuspecting persons nose.

I just threw a finger biscuit at the back seat passengers.

by Gunns March 19, 2008

lady biscuit

A vagina

What is that a lady biscuit?

by Insashable August 13, 2018

cum biscuit

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it

nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted

by Griff July 1, 2004

ding biscuit

A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.

Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.

by Harmon E. January 6, 2012