The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008

Beast Whore

noun. in short a buddies girlfriend that is uncool, spiteful and on the verge of being overweight. The defining quality of a "beast whore" is when the "girl" while going out with your buddy, continually expands to the point of obesity, then dumps your buddy to gain more weight leaving your friend heartbroken.

John, don't let that Beast Whore get you down!! Go get a skinny chick!

by Dr Asseater August 2, 2006

beasel

Like a flapper, but slightly more advanced. A young girl who is not inclined to get out and walk. A girl who is shyly open to advances.

Catch a peep at that little beasel. I'd bet that she hasn't any bunions!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

beastly

anything that is wildly and extremely (insert any adjective here)!

Person #1 - oh man! that AP US history summmer assignment is BEASTLY.

Person #2 - hell. yes.

by bill August 5, 2006

beaster

not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay

hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster

by wes March 8, 2005

beastin

Pwning everyone at videogames

Dude i was doing so good i was Beastin that game

by DarKnightSD May 18, 2008

Beastcuitiality

The act of posing two (or more) animal crackers in various sexual or pornographic positions.

"Katie! Stop doing that to the hippo! Beastcuitiality is against nature."
"Aw but the lion cracker wuvs the hippo."

by Hidzir January 10, 2008