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Bagel

A word I say when it is 5 a.m. and I feel high but I’m not
Bagels 🥯
by Jb0705 June 20, 2022
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smacking bagels

When two lesbians are enjoying some "alone time"
I heard Jane went to Emily's and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.
by Thomas Pepperidge Farm January 8, 2017
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Bagel

Bagel is a Noob who won't play gartic phone with the goobers
by YoMamaMan March 25, 2023
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Rainbow Bagel

Gay guy 1: Oh man I can’t wait to ravage your rainbow bagel!!!!

Gay guy 2: Oh hurry home babe!!!
by whiteguy 32 June 8, 2022
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Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.
by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023
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Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*
by jbongo September 12, 2025
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Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel
by endmysuffering July 30, 2016
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