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Avery

Avery as a boy is probably gay. That said, Avery is that boy who carries himself like he’s a fucking prince. That motherfucker stomps down hallways in red-bottom shoes, and a black suit. When he passes you, you know he’s better at sexy than you, and that’s okay. Hot enough to look good in basics, and nice enough to be the dad you always jerked off to, he’s the one. He has a man, and he’ll probably have some ‘knight in shining armor’ moment with him because, of course he would. He’s sweet and nice, salty and spice, and probably the human embodiment of the make siren. Good luck.

Also probably has tattoos and knows that he’s hotter than you.
I’m not even gay but I couldn’t not; it’s Avery. Please?
by OniTM November 22, 2021
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Avery

As an Avery, almost all these other posts are WRONG! Averys are INFURIATINGLY smart, and they think they’re a nerd but are just smart, and they are VERYYY self conscious and you can tell because us Averys usually hide underneath baggy clothes and long hair that covers your face, but to our friends we tell them EVERYTHING. If you are a friend of an Avery, consider yourself VERY lucky, because we have like 3 friends and that’s IT. We will do ANYTHING to protect our besties, and I can say that I would commit violent illegal crimes to avenge my bffs. Also we have very few meaningful relationships, and are VERY picky with men. We are also really picky eaters and will not even eat an apple if it has a single bruise on it.
this actually happened to me. I am the Avery.

Friend: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Avery: WHAT!?!?
Friend: yeah, I’m kinda upset but it doesn’t really matter, we weren’t that close…
Avery: What is his address? I’m going there NOW!
Friend: no no, it isn’t a big deal-
Avery: I WILL KILL HIM FOR HURTING MY BESTIE. HIS DEATH WILL BE VIOLENT AND PAINFUL.
Friend: *sigh*. There’s no stopping her now.
by i cant use my name but… June 21, 2025
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avery

total pos, stay away from them
avery is a pos
by randomperson123423 June 1, 2021
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Avery

Averys are usually extremely GORGEOUS, tall, skinny but curvy, blue eyed blonde. Literal angel sent to earth. All the men fantasize about her. She’s so pretty she’s the type of friend you’d bring to the beach with you at age 15-16 and your dad will be staring at her in her bikini the whole time. She’s so sweet, and also adorable. She loves soccer and is a cool girl. There’s literally no one else like an Avery. Loves her dogs and loves her family and LOVES her boyfriend.
All her ex’s miss her and girls want to be her.
“Omg look At that Avery, crossing the road.” She’s so gorgeous.
by Babygothacked February 8, 2023
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Avery giacomini

Is a male aged 14-15 Costantly works out claims his dick is huge but only gets sucked off by homeless people downtown doesn’t like gays but on the inside he likes dick
by Kelllyywhshhshs December 1, 2023
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Avery

avery is a very cool person and is gay but that’s okay cause all their friends are too
person: gay
Avery: no u
by confusedlarry May 5, 2021
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avery

shes legit so amazing and funny anfd cute and makes sense all the time and is always right and is better than ANYBODY named "eva" she always knows what to say and is sosososo amazing and funny and amazing and hot and shes no joke so funny and always knows what to say and has amazing booobs and is a greay person and not a narcissist an dif somebody says she os then theyre dumb asf
"bro avery is so much better than eva"
by evasucks1234 March 14, 2022
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