Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Australia

Best country/continent in the fuckin' world.
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.

Bazza: G'day mate, what'd you get up to last arvy?
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.

by DerkaDerrr August 11, 2010

Western Australia

shithouse place nowhere near anything

Should I kill myself?
(Hands over the once-yearly plane ticket to Perth, Western Australia)

by SuxPerth January 31, 2010

australian beard

the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn't brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. When handling said pussy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. This is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.

"DUDE, i was gonna fuck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my dick and i ran out of there as fast as i could!"

by headdownassup April 19, 2009

Australian Tuxedo

The act of stripping down to one's underwear or boxers for an extended period of time. Usually done as a means of relaxation for middle-aged Australian men after a hard day's work.

"Crack a VB open for me luv, after that hard yakka I'm gonna rock my Australian Tuxedo!"

Craig put on the Australian Tuxedo, with no consideration to those around him.

by Anime Fiend September 13, 2012

australian style handjob

A handjob that comes from down under.

My girlfriend surprised me today with a come from behind Australian style handjob.

by Sharknado1 December 6, 2013

Australian Motorboat

The act of separating a pair of vaginal lips with a boomerang and blowing the inside like a motorboat.

I gave Susan an Australian motorboat last night.

by Jtheslimster March 31, 2015