The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 20, 2021
by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 03, 2023
1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
by therealgod January 04, 2020
A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
by Marlin man March 23, 2017
One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.
Example:
Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
by maestrogeicho January 08, 2020
A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.
by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018
Aka little white boy. Often lacks the general knowledge of getting smells out of cars, but is excellent with smelly Dr. Ricky. Number 15 out of 15 on every depth chart, but will drive u anywhere. Total simp, but overall average friend. His brother most likely will be a huge Matt Forte fan.
by ThatDude6103728 December 29, 2019