The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.

You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)

by dangoombie February 23, 2010

Brass Asshole

An intensified form of the word asshole. The purest form of an asshole. To be the brownest, flakiest, poopiest, hairiest, and most dingleberry-laden, asshole of the bunch.

You slept with my girlfriend, you brass asshole.

by Dean O' Banion December 12, 2010

angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.

I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.

by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011

Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.

Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.

by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013

collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015

controlling asshole

a dick who cant let anyone else get their way

Ivan Calderon is a controlling asshole

by coolman7979 August 7, 2016

Geographic Asshole

Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.

Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.

by Domoviyr January 18, 2017